i can fly! at least, i think i can

First, I want to direct you all to the Awkward!Hawkeye Fest hosted by aliassmith that has some really silly (AND AWESOME) ficlets and basically, a whole bunch of ridiculous gifs of Jeremy Renner being a total dork.

Like this one:



Which, context provided, he just finished swinging a hammer to hit the thing up a machine to test your strength (like at carnivals)...and he'd just failed. LIKE MISERABLY. He hit the very first rung only. I DIED. Because, dude, so me. And so is that face.

STOP WITH YOUR FACE, JEREMY.

And seriously, this is just a perfect instance of how Awkward!Hawkeye might look. :D

Also from that interview, check out this collection of gifs because seriously, it was an interview entirely in Russian and they were so awkward and it was so awkward and then this ridiculously buff guy in a speedo comes and up and their reactions are priceless.

And then I just wanted to leave this photo because, first of all - what are they doing?!? Second of all, I'm digging that ridiculous lean-in and arm grab between Jeremy and RDJ. And finally JEREMY RENNER, STOP WITH THAT WAIST.



No seriously, when did I go from obsessing over Steve/Tony and RDJ (not that either of those are gone) to being so obsessed with Jeremy Renner. THE THINGS HE DOES TO ME.

And on an end note: HAI NEW FRIENDS, HAI!!!

Because I loved this movie. And seriously, even the two teenage boys next to me the first time I went and my (female) cousin the second time I went thought this movie was pretty gay. Because Jude Law calls it a "romantic comedy" (in an interview, no lie). And because on the Graham Norton Show RDJ had his back to the host the entire time and just sat staring at Jude Law, basically.

( My head canon says Mary allows them their relationship and is even oddly fond of Sherlock. As long as he doesn't live at her and Watson's house. Because she likes the structure intact, thank you. )

*sighs happily*

Anyone have good movie-based Sherlock/Watson (involving Mary is okay) or Jude/RDJ fics?